Baby Matt

I asked Matt for a picture of him as a baby to go in the video, which he duly delivered.

But Matt (visiting his childhood home at the time) did even better, supplying this before-and-after comparison which was not seen in the video.

Reward Matt's public humiliation by checking out his book, Things to Make and Do in the Fourth Dimension, now available in paperback.

Dead Whale - Found Footage

In Hello Internet Episode 40 I discussed a dead whale which became dinner for Great White Sharks in the Backstairs Passage, near Adelaide.

I also mentioned stupid tourists jumping onto the whale carcass.

The incident happened so long ago that I felt sure footage would not exist on YouTube.

After several similar but different incidents were highlighted by listeners, this BBC article with a few small pictures was brought to my attention.

But now I can do one better.

An old friend at Ten Eyewitness News in Australia went into the archives and found this.

So we have one idiot on the whale - but still no evidence of the "man holding a baby".

My quest continues - or my memory is faulty.

Awaiting a Slow Watch deal

As discussed on Hello Internet 41...

In addition to my beloved Omega Speedmaster, I've added a Slow Watch to my wrist rotation.

Here's my new watch -  a birthday present after months of pining

Here's my new watch -  a birthday present after months of pining

I love this timepiece, which has just one hand rotating through 360 degrees (24 hours) per day.

It's a really clean, coolly designed Swiss watch.

Speedy and Slow

Speedy and Slow

While Omega is unlikely (at this stage) to ditch George Clooney in favour of me, there may be a chance for me to finally secure a coveted "watch endorsement" from Slow!?

HERE ARE THE 'CV ITEMS' I DISCUSSED ON HELLO INTERNET

1. A large audience.

2. The Hello Internet podcast and its watch obsession.

3.  The number pre-occupied YouTube channel Numberphile and its occasional watch and time-related videos.

5. Sixty Symbols and its many time videos, including slowing down of time!

6. Objectivity which prominently features my hands and wrist (!) - the famous white gloves of Objectivity.

7. Other "slow videos" in my spare time, including the Audrey Bubbles film.

8. The killer blow - my name Brady literally means "slow".

I await a phone call. :)